Yesterday, wonder boy Al Gore, yes the same Al that created the internet, YES, the same Al that ran for president, asked the supreme court to involve itself in the election and then blamed the supreme court for giving away the election... ANYWAY, yesterday that same Al Gore blamed the Burma (that's what their mama called it, that's what I'm gonna call it) cyclone on global warming. Clearly Mr. Gore is an expert in the field and he has never let facts get in the way of a Inconvenient Truth. I applaud Gore for being daring enough to blame CO2 emissions for the death of approximately 100,000 people. The guy should have been President. This type of intellect is usually reserved for the academic types in Hollywood but occasionally a genius will go out on a limb and blame a seasonal storm on SUV's. We, as Americans, should be ashamed of ourselves. It's because of our evil ways that the goof ball government of Burma won't let us bring food and supplies to the people of the Country. So now, not only did we cause the storm, we are indirectly causing the insuing disease and death associated with the storm. Actually, we used our government created Storm Ray Guns to manifest the storm. Only the ray guns didn't work properly. They were supposed to cause a storm in Africa to kill all of the black people but as usual we couldn't even get that WRIGHT (get it??). See, if we had Al, we would not only be using sun light to power the internet, many people would still be alive.
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