Paint Ball Accident

Rosie O'Donnell was accidentally shot in what can only be described as a horrible paint ball accident today. Billy Jo Bob Nunnery was out with paint gun when he mistakenly shot O'Donnell. "I feared for my life", said Nunnery. "Look at her, she's obnoxious".

Nunnery, startled by an angry O'Donnell turned and fired four, red paint balls at what Nunnery thought was a wild boar. One hit O'Donnell square in the forehead knocking her out. Nunnery and his cousin Scooter Wilson stopped and took a picture with the dazed O'Donnell before she awoke.