The answer is: Anna Nicole, Brittany, K-Fed, Nichole Richie, Pac-Man,Paris...
The question is: What crap has dominated the national media with absolutely NO VALUE. I am sick of hearing about Brittany's lice or Anna's last wishes. So I, the infomaniac, have decided to resolve all of these issues.
Anna Nicole - Dig a hole, put her in it and give the baby to Zha Zha Gabor's husband. Hey he's a prince and that lawyer guy is an idiot...
Brittany - Buy her a wig, get her some lice killer and lock her into one of those fancy rehab centers.
Paris - Ship her to her name sake.
Pac-Man - Keep punishing him by paying him a lot of money and telling him you have a zero tolerance policy. Come on Titans, I'm willing to give up a long ball every now and then to get rid of this loser.
Nichole Richie - Who the crap is she any way.
K-Fed - Enough said.
Now can we get back to news that matters like... Cow Gas Major Cause of Global Warming
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